Why was the piano locked out of the house?
He did not have the right key!
What do you call farm animals with a sense of humor?
Laughing Stock!
My kids were very upset when our bunnies escaped. They're too young to deal with hare loss.
I heard on the news that Search and Rescue had plucked 2 stranded fishermen out of the ocean and were looking for their capsized boat. I thought, Gee, how are they ever going to find something that small.
Why can't Donald Trump go to the White House anymore?
It's For-Biden.
Did you know that people who have to wear glasses with their mask... may be entitled to condensation.
