USER JOKES INDEX

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

It shocks me how bad I am at electrical work around the house.

Hey, did you hear about the experiment where they blessed the rains down in Africa?

Why did the two EMT's travel together?

My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens. He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.

My uncle asked me what does IDK mean? I said, "I Don't Know". He said, "Damn, nobody does!"

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "My penis" and the wife falls to the ground laughing, because on-screen it says, "Error, not long enough."

What did Qanon Shaman's mom say to him when he was on his way to jail? Bison.

My Child doesn't want to eat meat. What can I replace it with?

Why don't ants get sick?