Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like well damn.
I told my therapist that I couldn't get the Grease Soundtrack out of my head.
He said, "Tell me more."
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
The abdominal snowman.
What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Snow Cones.
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?
The hip Doctor!
