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Why is water heavier than butane?
Because butane is a lighter fluid.
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like well damn.
I told my therapist that I couldn't get the Grease Soundtrack out of my head.
He said, "Tell me more."
Which tree is the most pensive?
The ponder-osa pine.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
The abdominal snowman.
Where do Elves go to vote?
The North Pole.
What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Snow Cones.
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
What is the hardest tea to swallow!
Reality!
Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?
The hip Doctor!
