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Did you know that people who have to wear glasses with their mask... may be entitled to condensation.
What is a gust of wind's favorite color?
Blew.
Did you hear that Jon Bon Jovi is on a strict fruit diet?
He's living on a pear.
What do you call a mama cow after it had its baby?
De-calf-inated.
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A Milkshake.
It shocks me how bad I am at electrical work around the house.
Hey, did you hear about the experiment where they blessed the rains down in Africa?
I heard it was a ToTo failure!
Why did the two EMT's travel together?
Because they were a pair-o-medics.
My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens. He got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.
My uncle asked me what does IDK mean? I said, "I Don't Know". He said, "Damn, nobody does!"