Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling well!
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they're shellfish!!!
Why was the belt arrested?
Because it held up a pair of pants!
What did the Jewish bartender do when he ran out of beer?
He-brews it.
Whats the difference between men and a door?
Women would rather open a door.
Yo momma so stupid... she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Why was the broom considered an amazing performer?
Because he swept the crowd away!
Why did the scarecrow receive an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why should you never go camping in 100 kmh wind?
It's pretty in tents!
