Want to hear two short jokes and a long one?

Joke Joke Joooooooooooooooke.

What’s Grey and not very heavy?

Light grey.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Depresso. :(

Bono and Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says,"Not U2 again."

Why are sandals so indecisive?

They always flip-flop back and forth.

Why did the vegetable call a plumber?

There was a leek.

How do you get a farm girls attention?

A tractor (Attract-Her).

I was accused of stealing a thesaurus. I was not only shocked but appalled, aghast, and dismayed.

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

Hush Puppies!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the School?

It was no big deal, he woke up.

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