Yo mama soooo fat, so fat that when she blinks your daddy has to lift up her eyelids.
Yo mama is so fat that when all the leaves fall from the tree, she goes outside and farts the yard clean.
Yo Mama is so fat that when she crosses the road and gets hit by a bus, the bus explodes and she keeps on walking like nothing happened.
What is a snake's favorite subject?
Hissssss-tory.
