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What is made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A-shoe!
Why should golfers take an extra pair of socks when golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call a pool filled with tacos?
A flotilla.
What do lemons say when they answer the telephone?
Yeeellllooow.
I respect giraffe’s... They’re an animal I can look up to.
What is a giraffe's favorite fruit?
Nectarines.
Did you know babies are born with four kidneys?
When they grow up two of them turn into adult knees.
Why did the cow cross the road?
The grass was greener on the other side.
Just read the CEO of IKEA was appointed Prime Minister of Sweden. He's currently assembling his cabinet.
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spook-key!