What do you call a rat crossing the road?
What is the difference between a rat and a squirrel?
The puffy tail. Moral: Never underestimate the power of marketing.
What did one lab rat say to the other?
"I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack."
Why do rats suck at taking pictures?
Because whenever they say "Cheese!" they all scatter to find it.
The church doesn't want to kill the rats so they trap them and release them far away, but the next day they are back. Next, they try to ask them politely to leave, but still, they won't budge. Finally, the priest has one last idea, he baptized all the rats.
Now they only come at Christmas and Easter.
Why was Dracula afraid of cows?
Because they were full of steaks.
What do you call Dracula when he's shopping for bargains?
Dis-Count Dracula.
Where does Dracula get his hair cut?
Fang-tasitc Sams.
What's Dracula's favorite streaming service?
Neck-flix.
What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines.
