What is Donald Trump's least favorite dessert?
Impeach cobbler!
Did you hear that the lead singer of Eurythmics is creating her own computer operating system?
It's called Annie Linux!
Why did Jason Derulo cross the road?
To get to ... the title of one of his 2013 songs.
Did you know that there is an organization that knocks on random people's doors preaching about the beauty and deliciousness of tacos?
They're called the Chalupa's Witnesses!
Did you know that Nicolas Cage and Cher starred in a church-sponsored film?
It's called Sun Myung Moonstruck!
What is the most popular programming language on Tatooine?
JabbaScript!
What material did the mathematician use when he replaced his windshield?
Googolplexiglas!
What do you call the text of a play about coffee?
A JavaScript!
What website do witches use to do their research?
Wicca-pedia!
