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What's red and bad for your teeth?
a brick.
Why did the chicken go to the KFC?
To see a chicken strip
Yo mama is so fat, that her dream house is a gingerbread house.
Yo mama so HOT Mexicans use her as a hot sauce!
Yo mama so FAT she made friends with whales!
In India, rats are revered... but in Hungary they are Budapest!
What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?
Who cares? It’s a relephant. (irrelevant)
What do you call a rat crossing the road?
What is the difference between a rat and a squirrel?
The puffy tail. Moral: Never underestimate the power of marketing.
What did one lab rat say to the other?
"I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack."