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What did one traffic light says to the other?
DON'T LOOK I'M CHANGING!
What do you call a tractor with one wheel?
A tractor.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
a brick.
Why did the chicken go to the KFC?
To see a chicken strip
Yo mama is so fat, that her dream house is a gingerbread house.
Yo mama so HOT Mexicans use her as a hot sauce!
Yo mama so FAT she made friends with whales!
In India, rats are revered... but in Hungary they are Budapest!
What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?
Who cares? It’s a relephant. (irrelevant)
What do you call a rat crossing the road?
