What kind of insurance did Santa Claus buy?
Ho ho homeowner's insurance!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite kind of pants?
Billie Jeans.
Why didn't the cashier accept a quarter with teeth marks on it?
Because the store didn't accept bit coins!
What is a multi-billionaire's favorite fruit?
Elon Muskmelon!
What is Donald Trump's least favorite dessert?
Impeach cobbler!
Did you hear that the lead singer of Eurythmics is creating her own computer operating system?
It's called Annie Linux!
Why did Jason Derulo cross the road?
To get to ... the title of one of his 2013 songs.
Did you know that there is an organization that knocks on random people's doors preaching about the beauty and deliciousness of tacos?
They're called the Chalupa's Witnesses!
Did you know that Nicolas Cage and Cher starred in a church-sponsored film?
It's called Sun Myung Moonstruck!
What is the most popular programming language on Tatooine?
JabbaScript!
