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Yo mama so fat that when she takes a step, people die from tremors.
Yo mama is so fat that when all the leaves fall from the tree, she goes outside and farts the yard clean.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sneezes the climate change.
Yo Mama is so fat that when she crosses the road and gets hit by a bus, the bus explodes and she keeps on walking like nothing happened.
A man walked into a bar...
He went Ow!
What is a snake's favorite subject?
Hissssss-tory.
What do you call a magic dog?
A labba-cadabra-dog!
What to dentists call their X-Rays?
Tooth pics!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What did one traffic light says to the other?
DON'T LOOK I'M CHANGING!
