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A man walked into a bar...
He went Ow!
What is a snake's favorite subject?
Hissssss-tory.
What do you call a magic dog?
A labba-cadabra-dog!
What to dentists call their X-Rays?
Tooth pics!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What did one traffic light says to the other?
DON'T LOOK I'M CHANGING!
What do you call a tractor with one wheel?
A tractor.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
a brick.
Why did the chicken go to the KFC?
To see a chicken strip
Yo mama is so fat, that her dream house is a gingerbread house.
