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He was in the middle of a rough draft.


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What Did The Mom Dinosaur Say To The Baby Dinosaur?

What Do You Get If You Are Allergic To Noodles?

Why Does A Lion Kneel Before It Springs?

What Do You Call A Cat That Sucks Lemons?

How Does An Astronaut Cut His Hair On The Moon?

Why Are There Pop-tarts But No Mom-tarts?

What's The Difference Between Snow Men And Snow Women?