Yo Mama is so fat that when she crosses the road and gets hit by a bus, the bus explodes and she keeps on walking like nothing happened.

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A man walked into a bar...

He went Ow!

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What is a snake's favorite subject?

Hissssss-tory.

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What do you call a magic dog?

A labba-cadabra-dog!

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What to dentists call their X-Rays?

Tooth pics!

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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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What did one traffic light says to the other?

DON'T LOOK I'M CHANGING!

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What do you call a tractor with one wheel?

A tractor.

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What's red and bad for your teeth?

a brick.

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Why did the chicken go to the KFC?

To see a chicken strip

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