Why Did The Boy Eat Waffles For Breakfast, Lunch And Dinner?

His mother said he needed three square meals a day!

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What Did One Llama Say To The Other Llama?

Why Did The Dragon Sleep All Day?

He was resting up for the knight.

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Why Did The Author Put On A Sweater?

He was in the middle of a rough draft.

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What Do You Get When You Cross A Chef And A Meteorologist?

Why Did The Kitten Smell So Good?

What Did The Mom Dinosaur Say To The Baby Dinosaur?

What Do You Get If You Are Allergic To Noodles?

Why Does A Lion Kneel Before It Springs?

What Do You Call A Cat That Sucks Lemons?