Why Did The Author Put On A Sweater?
He was in the middle of a rough draft.
What Do You Get When You Cross A Chef And A Meteorologist?
Someone who knows how to cook up a storm!
Why Did The Kitten Smell So Good?
It was wearing purr-fume.
What Did The Mom Dinosaur Say To The Baby Dinosaur?
Don't forget to fossil your teeth!
What Do You Get If You Are Allergic To Noodles?
Why Does A Lion Kneel Before It Springs?
What Do You Call A Cat That Sucks Lemons?
How Does An Astronaut Cut His Hair On The Moon?
Why Are There Pop-tarts But No Mom-tarts?
Because of the pastry-archy.
What's The Difference Between Snow Men And Snow Women?