What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi Doo!
What was E.T. short for?
He had tiny little legs.
What did the egg say to the boing water?
I don't know if I can get hard I just got laid.
Why are vampires afraid of cows?
Because they are full of steaks?
A man walks into the dentist's office one evening. "Doctor!, you must help me!" says he. "What's the problem?" asks the dentist. - "I think I'm a MOTH!" Says the man. "Oh what you need is a psychiatrist, not a dentist!" tells the dentist. "I know!" answers the man. "Then why did you come into my office?'' asks him dentist. "Because your LIGHTS were on!"..replies the moth man.
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Easter egg hunts are proof kids can find things if they really want to.
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good?
What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?
Why did the Easter Egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken.