What was E.T. short for?

He had tiny little legs.

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What did the egg say to the boing water?

I don't know if I can get hard I just got laid.

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Why are vampires afraid of cows?

Because they are full of steaks?

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A man walks into the dentist's office one evening. "Doctor!, you must help me!" says he. "What's the problem?" asks the dentist. - "I think I'm a MOTH!" Says the man. "Oh what you need is a psychiatrist, not a dentist!" tells the dentist. "I know!" answers the man. "Then why did you come into my office?'' asks him dentist. "Because your LIGHTS were on!"..replies the moth man.

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What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Eggs-hausted!

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Easter egg hunts are proof kids can find things if they really want to.

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good?

With hare-spray!

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What kind of music does the Easter Bunny like?

Hip Hop!

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Why did the Easter Egg hide?

Because it was a little chicken.

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What did the egg say when the Easter Bunny told a joke?

You really crack me up!

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