It's CORN! + Who let the DOGS OUT? What is it?

Corndog (Easy peasy lemon squizy right?)

Bully got toasted because...

His OLDER bully gave him a TOAST ( HA! you thought the older bully made fun of him did you?)

Want to hear two short jokes and a long one?

Joke Joke Joooooooooooooooke.

What’s Grey and not very heavy?

Light grey.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Depresso. :(

Bono and Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says,"Not U2 again."

Why are sandals so indecisive?

They always flip-flop back and forth.

Why did the vegetable call a plumber?

There was a leek.

How do you get a farm girls attention?

A tractor.

I was accused of stealing a thesaurus. I was not only shocked but appalled, aghast, and dismayed.

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