What did one llama say to the other llama?

Alpaca basket for our picnic.

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Why did the dragon sleep all day?

He was resting up for the knight.

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Why did the author put on a sweater?

He was in the middle of a rough draft.

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What do you get when you cross a chef and a meteorologist?

Someone who knows how to cook up a storm!

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Why did the kitten smell so good?

It was wearing purr-fume.

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What did the mom dinosaur say to the baby dinosaur?

Don't forget to fossil your teeth!

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What do you get if you are allergic to noodles?

Macaroni and Sneeze!

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Why does a lion kneel before it springs?

Because it's preying.

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What do you call a cat that sucks lemons?

A sour puss.

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How does an astronaut cut his hair on the moon?

Eclipse it.

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