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I don't usually whoop...
but when I do, there it is!
It's the time of the year when I get to pretend the five pounds of candy I'm buying is for Trick-or-Treaters.
It's CORN! + Who let the DOGS OUT? What is it?
Corndog (Easy peasy lemon squizy right?)
Bully got toasted because...
His OLDER bully gave him a TOAST ( HA! you thought the older bully made fun of him did you?)
Want to hear two short jokes and a long one?
Joke Joke Joooooooooooooooke.
What’s Grey and not very heavy?
Light grey.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso. :(
Bono and Edge walk into a bar. The bartender says,"Not U2 again."
Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
Why did the vegetable call a plumber?
There was a leek.