What material did the mathematician use when he replaced his windshield?
Googolplexiglas!
What do you call the text of a play about coffee?
A JavaScript!
What website do witches use to do their research?
Wicca-pedia!
WARNING!
When hiking, please take precaution and
affix little bells to clothing to avoid surprising a bear.
You are further advised to carry pepper spray in case of a bear encounter.
Be vigilant and know the difference between bear feces. Black bear feces is smaller and contains berries and squirrel fur.
Grizzly bear feces has bells in it and smells like pepper.
What do you call a moose with no name?
Anony-moose! (Anonymous)
Why did King Von always carry a pen?
Because he was always ready to "write" his crazy story!
