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A Funny Joke (about A Rat)

Rat Joke

Who cares? It’s a relephant. (irrelevant)

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What Do You Call A Rat Crossing The Road?

The Power Of Marketing.

The puffy tail. Moral: Never underestimate the power of marketing.

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This One Makes You Think...

"I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack."

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Why Do Rats Suck At Taking Pictures?

Because whenever they say "Cheese!" they all scatter to find it.

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Why Was Dracula Afraid Of Cows Joke

Because they were full of steaks.

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What Do You Call Dracula When Hes Shopping For Bargains Joke