Someone called my phone today, sneezed, and then hung up.
I’m really getting sick of all these cold calls.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
He didn't want to get caught red-handed
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
Into a SHELL-ter.
What is made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A-shoe!
Why should golfers take an extra pair of socks when golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call a pool filled with tacos?
A flotilla.
What do lemons say when they answer the telephone?
Yeeellllooow.
I respect giraffe’s... They’re an animal I can look up to.
What is a giraffe's favorite fruit?
Nectarines.
Did you know babies are born with four kidneys?
When they grow up two of them turn into adult knees.
