Why do illegal immigrants like climate change?

Because it gets rid of I.C.E!

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Two little people walk into a mini bar...

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Two conspiracy theorist walk into a bar... Or do they.

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Rest in peace boiling water... You will be mist.

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What is a pirates favorite letter?

You would think it was "R" but they get lost a "C".

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What did Batman do in the bathroom?

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Batman!

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What was Beethoven favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

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What is a police officer's favorite sweater?

A pullover.

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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Fill it with spring water.

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What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi Doo!

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