What did the sink say to the toilet?
You look flushed!
What happens when you put a pig in a musical?
It squeals the show!
What do you call a pig with invisible legs?
A groundhog!
What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips?
A chip-monk!
What's worse than a worm in an apple?
Half a worm!
When does a cookie go to see a doctor?
When it is feeling crummy!
