I grew up poor, you think I'm scared of limited food & a two week lock in? We called that "the end of the month" growing up.
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems he's a web designer.
A husband and wife are at the grocery store. The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in the cart. The wife asks, "What are you doing?" He says, "The beer is on sale, 24 cans for $10." She says, "We can't afford that so put it back!" A few isles later the wife puts a $20 tube of face cream in the cart. The husband asks, "What is that for?" The wife says, "It makes my face pretty." The husband replies, "So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price!"
Neighbors house got TP'ed last night... Now it's listed on Zillow for $12.5 million.
My son asked me "Where does poo come from?" I was a little uncomfortable but gave him an honest explanation. He looked at me a little perplexed and stared at me in silence for a few seconds and asked, "And Tigger?"
