What day of the week does a potato hate the most?

Fry-day!

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Why didn't the lamp sink?

It was too light!

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog, he croaks every night!

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What do you call a computer hero?

A screen saver!

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What kind of animal needs to wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

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How did the computer die?

With a key stroke!

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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

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What do you give your dog when you want it to be quiet?

Hush puppies!

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Why wouldn't they let the butterfly in to the dance?

Because it was a moth ball!

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What do you call a bunny rabbit with a lot of money?

A millionhare!⁣

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