What kind of animal needs to wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

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How did the computer die?

With a key stroke!

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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

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What do you give your dog when you want it to be quiet?

Hush puppies!

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Why wouldn't they let the butterfly in to the dance?

Because it was a moth ball!

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What do you call a bunny rabbit with a lot of money?

A millionhare!⁣

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What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?

A chocolate chip Wookie!

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Who is the smartest pig in the world?

Ein-swine!

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Why do bananas wear sunscreen?

Because they peel!

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What kind of shoes does a frog wear?

Open-toad sandals!

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