Sleeping With Pigs

I heard some guys talking about you yesterday. One said that you weren't fit to sleep with pigs, but I stuck up for you; I said you were!

Sleeping With Pigs Joke Meme. — Sleeping With Pigs Meme.

Tree Scientist Joke

What do you call a tree that does science experiments?

Chemistree.

Tree Scientist Joke Joke Meme. — Tree Scientist Joke Meme.

Dark Spelled With A K

Why is "dark" spelled with a "K" and not a "C"?

Because you can’t "C" in the dark!

Dark Spelled With a K Joke Meme. — Dark Spelled With a K Meme.

No House Numbers Joke

If your home doesn't have house numbers on it, you should address that!

No House Numbers Joke Joke Meme. — No House Numbers Joke Meme.

Flower Ride Its Bike Joke

Why couldn't the flower ride its bike?

Because, it lost all it's petals.

Flower Ride Its Bike Joke Joke Meme. — Flower Ride Its Bike Joke Meme.

Blue And Not Heavy Joke

What is blue and not heavy?

Light blue.

Blue and Not Heavy Joke Joke Meme. — Blue and Not Heavy Joke Meme.

Gas Station Air Joke

When I was young, air at gas stations was free. Now they charge $1.50... That's inflation for you!

Gas Station Air Joke Joke Meme. — Gas Station Air Joke Meme.

Shared Amazon Account Joke

What do you call a couple who share an Amazon account?

Prime-Mates.

Shared Amazon Account Joke Joke Meme. — Shared Amazon Account Joke Meme.

David Hasselhoff Walked Into A Bar Joke

David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink. "It's a pleasure to serve you Mr. Hasselhoff," said the bartender. "Just call me Hoff," the actor replied. "Sure," the bartender said, "no hassle."

David Hasselhoff walked into a bar joke Joke Meme. — David Hasselhoff walked into a bar joke Meme.

Trees Poop Joke

How do we know that trees poop?

Because there are number 2 pencils.

Trees Poop Joke Joke Meme. — Trees Poop Joke Meme.

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