Why are dogs like cell phones?

Because they have collar ID!

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What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-Aide.

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What building in your town has the most stories?

The Public Library!

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Who's the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler!

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Why are pigs bad drivers?

They are all road hogs!

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What do you call a pig thief?

A hamburglar!

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Did you hear about the pig with laryngitis?

He was disgruntled!

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What do you call two pigs playing tug of war?

Pulled Pork!

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What do you call an old apple?

Granny Smith!

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What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast?

A synonym roll!

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