What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur?
A chocolate chip Wookie!
Who is the smartest pig in the world?
Ein-swine!
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
For being "out standing" in his field!
What is the safest room in a haunted house?
The living room!
I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese!
What is a livestock's favorite math tool?
A Cow-culator?
