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How do trees access the internet?
They log on!
Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents!
When French people stub their toe, do they say "Ow-Oui"?
How do you know if a wooden box is sick?
If it starts coffin.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A chocolate baaaaaa.
I don't trust stairs... They're always up to something.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated.
How do you get a good price on a sled?
You have toboggan.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.