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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
What did the pig dress up as for Halloween?
Frankenswine!
How do you take a sick pig to the hospital?
In a hambulance!
Why would a pig dressed in all black never get bullied?
Because Batman is sworn to protect goth-ham!
How do you steal a coat?
You Jack-it!
I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker... But when I got home all the signs were there!
How do trees access the internet?
They log on!
Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents!
When French people stub their toe, do they say "Ow-Oui"?
How do you know if a wooden box is sick?
If it starts coffin.