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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
DoYouThinkHeSawUs Rex!
How does a pig write a letter?
With a pig pen!
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
What did the pig dress up as for Halloween?
Frankenswine!
How do you take a sick pig to the hospital?
In a hambulance!
Why would a pig dressed in all black never get bullied?
Because Batman is sworn to protect goth-ham!
How do you steal a coat?
You Jack-it!
I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker... But when I got home all the signs were there!
How do trees access the internet?
They log on!
Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was in tents!