Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
To get better buns!
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
DoYouThinkHeSawUs Rex!
How does a pig write a letter?
With a pig pen!
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
What did the pig dress up as for Halloween?
Frankenswine!
Why would a pig dressed in all black never get bullied?
Because Batman is sworn to protect goth-ham!
I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker... But when I got home all the signs were there!
