How does a pig write a letter?
With a pig pen!
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
What did the pig dress up as for Halloween?
Frankenswine!
Why would a pig dressed in all black never get bullied?
Because Batman is sworn to protect goth-ham!
I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker... But when I got home all the signs were there!
How do trees access the internet?
They log on!
When French people stub their toe, do they say "Ow-Oui"?
