Why would a pig dressed in all black never get bullied?
Because Batman is sworn to protect goth-ham!
I never wanted to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker... But when I got home all the signs were there!
How do trees access the internet?
They log on!
When French people stub their toe, do they say "Ow-Oui"?
How do you know if a wooden box is sick?
If it starts coffin.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A chocolate baaaaaa.
I don't trust stairs... They're always up to something.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
