Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant?
He was real good at bacon.
What do you get when a pig mixes two colours?
A pigment!
Where do cows go on Friday nights?
To the moo-vies!
What did the sink say to the toilet?
You look flushed!
What happens when you put a pig in a musical?
It squeals the show!
What do you call a pig with invisible legs?
A groundhog!
