Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no "body" to go with!
What does the painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat!
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant?
He was real good at bacon.
What do you get when a pig mixes two colours?
A pigment!
Where do cows go on Friday nights?
To the moo-vies!
