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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A chocolate baaaaaa.
I don't trust stairs... They're always up to something.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated.
How do you get a good price on a sled?
You have toboggan.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta. Fart.com Fun Fact: October 6 is National Noodle Day!
An impasta.
Fart.com Fun Fact: October 6 is National Noodle Day!
What do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
What does garlic do when it gets hot?
It takes its cloves off.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?
Traffic jam.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke ...but you guys didn't like it.