What did the alien in the garden say?
Take me you your weeder!
Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
Why is milk the fastest liquid on earth?
It get "Past-Your-Eyes" before you ever see it.
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Why did the farmer bury his money?
To make his soil rich!
Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
To get better buns!
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
DoYouThinkHeSawUs Rex!
