Why is milk the fastest liquid on earth?
It get "Past-Your-Eyes" before you ever see it.
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Why did the farmer bury his money?
To make his soil rich!
Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
To get better buns!
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
DoYouThinkHeSawUs Rex!
How does a pig write a letter?
With a pig pen!
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
What did the pig dress up as for Halloween?
Frankenswine!
