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What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi bud!
What did the sink say to the toilet?
You look flushed!
What kind of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas!
What happens when you put a pig in a musical?
It squeals the show!
What do you call a pig with invisible legs?
A groundhog!
What type of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop music!
What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips?
A chip-monk!
What's worse than a worm in an apple?
Half a worm!
When does a cookie go to see a doctor?
When it is feeling crummy!
Why did the pig hide the soap?
He heard the farmer yell hogwash!
