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What kind of cars do elves drive?
Toy-otas!
What happens when you put a pig in a musical?
It squeals the show!
What do you call a pig with invisible legs?
A groundhog!
What type of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop music!
What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips?
A chip-monk!
What's worse than a worm in an apple?
Half a worm!
When does a cookie go to see a doctor?
When it is feeling crummy!
Why did the pig hide the soap?
He heard the farmer yell hogwash!
What did the Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
Where’s Popcorn!
Why are dogs like cell phones?
Because they have collar ID!
