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When does a cookie go to see a doctor?
When it is feeling crummy!
Why did the pig hide the soap?
He heard the farmer yell hogwash!
What did the Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?
Where’s Popcorn!
Why are dogs like cell phones?
Because they have collar ID!
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-Aide.
What building in your town has the most stories?
The Public Library!
Who's the king of the pencil case?
The Ruler!
Why are pigs bad drivers?
They are all road hogs!
What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar!
Did you hear about the pig with laryngitis?
He was disgruntled!
