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What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-Aide.
What building in your town has the most stories?
The Public Library!
Who's the king of the pencil case?
The Ruler!
Why are pigs bad drivers?
They are all road hogs!
What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar!
Did you hear about the pig with laryngitis?
He was disgruntled!
What do you call two pigs playing tug of war?
Pulled Pork!
What do you call an old apple?
Granny Smith!
What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A synonym roll!
What did the cold book do?
It put on a jacket!
