What is the worst thing you can hear on a golf course?
A) Cart paths only. B) No cart girl today. C) Snack bar's closed. D) Greens were just aerated. F) The single will be joining your group.
What's a golfer's favorite letter?
Tee!
What did the dentist say to the golfer?
You have a hole in one!
What is the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth put!
How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nun!
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog, he croaks every night!
