The Flat Earth Society recently announced that they now have members all around the globe.
So you suffer from shyness? Do you wish you were sometimes more assertive? Ask you Doctor or Pharmacist about Tequila!
A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. "John what did you do over the weekend?" "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on a choo-choo." "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words," she said. She then asked little Alex what he had done. "I read a book," he replied. "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" Alex thought very hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said, "Winnie the SHIT."
What is the worst thing you can hear on a golf course?
A) Cart paths only. B) No cart girl today. C) Snack bar's closed. D) Greens were just aerated. F) The single will be joining your group.
What's a golfer's favorite letter?
Tee!
What did the dentist say to the golfer?
You have a hole in one!
What is the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth put!
How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nun!
