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What do you call two pigs playing tug of war?
Pulled Pork!
What do you call an old apple?
Granny Smith!
What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A synonym roll!
What did the cold book do?
It put on a jacket!
What did the alien in the garden say?
Take me you your weeder!
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles!
Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
Why is milk the fastest liquid on earth?
It get "Past-Your-Eyes" before you ever see it.
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Why did the farmer bury his money?
To make his soil rich!
