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Who is the smartest pig in the world?
Ein-swine!
Why do bananas wear sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What kind of shoes does a frog wear?
Open-toad sandals!
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
For being "out standing" in his field!
What is the safest room in a haunted house?
The living room!
I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.
What do you call a trendy pig?
Calvin Swine!
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese!
What is a livestock's favorite math tool?
A Cow-culator?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no "body" to go with!
