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I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.
What do you call a trendy pig?
Calvin Swine!
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese!
What is a livestock's favorite math tool?
A Cow-culator?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no "body" to go with!
What does the painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat!
How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste!
What’s a pig’s favourite Shakespeare play?
Hamlet!
Where do mermaids look for jobs?
The kelp wanted section!
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
