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What does the painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat!
How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste!
What’s a pig’s favourite Shakespeare play?
Hamlet!
Where do mermaids look for jobs?
The kelp wanted section!
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
Why did the pig get hired at the restaurant?
He was real good at bacon.
What do you get when a pig mixes two colours?
A pigment!
Where do cows go on Friday nights?
To the moo-vies!
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi bud!
What did the sink say to the toilet?
You look flushed!
