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What kind of shoes does a frog wear?
Open-toad sandals!
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
For being "out standing" in his field!
What is the safest room in a haunted house?
The living room!
I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.
What do you call a trendy pig?
Calvin Swine!
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese!
What is a livestock's favorite math tool?
A Cow-culator?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
He had no "body" to go with!
What does the painter do when he gets cold?
He puts on another coat!
How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste!
