What exercise do sheep do everyday to stay fit?
Zoom-Bahh!
Why was the spider using the computer?
He was searching the web.
Where do polar bears vote?
The north pole!
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile!
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane!
Why did the two elephants decide not to go swimming together?
Because they only had one pair of trunks!
