Where do polar bears vote?
The north pole!
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean!
What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile!
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane!
Why did the two elephants decide not to go swimming together?
Because they only had one pair of trunks!
Which cow is the best dancer?
The one with the best mooooves!
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you!
