What kind of bird works at a construction site?
A crane!
Why did the two elephants decide not to go swimming together?
Because they only had one pair of trunks!
Which cow is the best dancer?
The one with the best mooooves!
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you!
Standing on the edge of the lake, someone shouted across "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side", I replied.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune?
It couldn't get a date.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper.
