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Joke: A pilot's flying a small, single-engined charter plane with a couple of really important execs on board. He's coming into Seattle airport, only there is thick fog, less than 10ft of visibility, and his instruments are out. So he circles around looking for a landmark. After an hour or so, he's pretty low on fuel and the passengers are getting very nervous. At last, in a small opening in the fog, he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. The pilot banks the plane around and winds down the window and shouts to the guy, "Hi! Where am I?", to which the solitary office worker replies, "You're in a plane". The pilot winds up the window, executes a 275-degree turn, and proceeds to execute a perfect blind landing on the runway of the airport 5 miles away. Just as the plane stops, so does the engine as the fuel has run out. The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it. "Simple," replies the pilot. "The answer he gave me was 100% correct but absolutely useless; therefore, that must be Microsoft's Support Office and from there the airport is just 5 miles away on a course of 87 degrees! Any questions?"
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Joke: Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably crap!
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Joke: What movie is really the sequel to April Fools?
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Joke: What Happens when you fart in church?
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Joke: The reason you can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom is because the pee is silent.
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Joke: My mum told me that picking my nose was disgusting, and from now on, I had to pick it myself.
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Joke: What is the sharpest thing in the world?
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Joke: A man comes to dinner at a new friend's house. While they eat, the new friend's small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, 'Why are you staring at me like that, young fellow?' The kid says, 'Daddy told me you were a self-made man.' The man replies, 'I am'. The kid responds, 'Well, why did you make yourself like that?'
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Joke: Bravery is when you have a diarrhea and are trying to fart.
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Joke: Did I ever tell you about the time I had a fart that lasted for an entire minute?
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