JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: Emotions are like farts. You can only hold them in for so long.
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Joke: Lance is a common name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
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Joke: We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius but...
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Joke: Why don't you slip into something comfortable. Like a coma.
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Joke: I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
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Joke: Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked... She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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Joke: A Roman citizen walks into a bar raises two fingers and says to the waiter, "five beers, please."
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Joke: We're expecting such a cold winter, the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual. So far, 3 of my relatives have disappeared.
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Joke: My wife said I ruined her birthday! That's ridiculous! I didn't even know it was her Birthday?
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Joke: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
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