JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: What is a gust of wind's favorite color?
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Joke: What did the kitten say when its cat food was stolen?
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Joke: Mummy, mummy. There's a man at the door with a bill.
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Joke: Knock knock. Who's there? Cows. Cows who? No, owls hoo, cows moo.
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Joke: Your voice reminds me of a fart. It smells and nobody likes it.
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Joke: If George is 68 and his girlfriend is 22, how much money does George have?
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Joke: My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work. Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around.
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Joke: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
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Joke: A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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Joke: Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of jokes, but they are a solid number two.
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