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Joke: Yo momma is so old, she has toys made in America.
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Joke: Yo mamma so fat she fell in love... and broke it.
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Joke: I farted in my wallet, now I have gas money.
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Joke: Yo mama is so fat that when all the leaves fall from the tree, she goes outside and farts the yard clean.
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Joke: Why did the turkey cross the road?
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Joke: Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with M&M's.
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Joke: Yo momma so stupid... she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
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Joke: Your mama so fat that she's the big rolling ball in the movie Indiana Jones.
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Joke: Yo mamma so dumb... She tripped over a cordless phone.
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Joke: Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned.
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