JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of 3. He said uno, dos, and poof, he disappeared without a tres!
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Joke: Whenever I'm sitting on a bench all by myself and someone I don't know sits beside me I just look straight forward and ask, "Did you bring the money?"
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Joke: When it rains do tall people get wet first?
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Joke: Why do crabs never give to charity?
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Joke: Bad jokes are like farts, better to let them pass.
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Joke: What happens after NASA farts?
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Joke: I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said, "Remove cap and push up bottom." Now I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely!
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Joke: My wife says her farts smell like flowers...
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Joke: Never hold in your farts. They travel up your spine into your brain... and that's where crappy ideas come from.
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Joke: Bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over me. I still can't fly.
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