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Joke: What do you do if you're addicted to seaweed?
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Joke: A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.
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Joke: What degree did the butt get?
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Joke: What do you call a cow with no legs?
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Joke: How does a blacksmith know you farted?
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Joke: I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.
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Joke: Yo Mama's so ugly not even the tide would take her out.
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Joke: What is a gust of wind's favorite color?
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Joke: What did the kitten say when its cat food was stolen?
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Joke: Mummy, mummy. There's a man at the door with a bill.
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