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Joke: Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called wedding cake!
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Joke: Teacher asked, "Can you pay a little attention to this lesson?"
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Joke: I accidentally switched toothpaste with hemorrhoid cream. Now my sore tooth's better and my farts are minty fresh.
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Joke: What happens when you eat middle eastern food?
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Joke: Energizer bunny arrested: Charged with battery.
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Joke: What did they give Tickle-Me-Elmo before he left the factory?
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Joke: Blonde sitting in a bar wondering why she only has 3 sisters, when her brother has 4.
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Joke: What does a cow's fart smell like?
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Joke: A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
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Joke: Today I bought a donut without sprinkles... Diets are hard!
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