Joke of The Day Index - Farts.com

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Criminal Steals A Dress For His Wife Joke

A judge frowns at the criminal report of the man he is judging. He asks, "So you robbed the same store on three successive nights?" The robber replies, "Yes your honor." The judge, even more perplexed asks, "And why was that?" "Because my wife wanted a dress," says the robber. The judge checks his records, "But it says here you broke in three nights in a row!" "Yes sir. She made me exchange it twice."

Addicted To Seaweed Joke

What do you do if you're addicted to seaweed?

A Monkey A Squirrel And A Bird Joke

A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?

Fart Louder Than A Trombone Joke

A human fart can be louder than a trombone. I discovered that at my daughter's school concert.

Cow With No Legs Joke

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Degree In Flatulence

What degree did the butt get?

Teacher Fart

What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

What Is The Difference Between A Man Buying A Lottery Ticket And A Man Arguing With His Wife Joke

What is the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife?

Today's Math Problem

If George is 68 and his girlfriend is 22, how much money does George have?

Poop Joke

Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of jokes, but they are a solid number two.

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