Joke of The Day Index - Farts.com

The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment. We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Movie Theatre Fart

An elderly couple is at the cinema. About halfway through the film, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'

Fly Spray

Bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over me. I still can't fly.

You're So Stupid You...

You're so stupid that you sold your car for gas money!

What Do The US Military And A Fart Have In Common Joke

What do the US military and a fart have in common?

Public Fart Cover Up

If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.

Your Voice Reminds Me Of A Fart Joke

Your voice reminds me of a fart. It smells and nobody likes it.

Blame It On The Waiter

A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up. Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red-faced, knowing everyone in the place heard her, turns to the waiter and demands "Stop That!" The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Sure lady, which way was it headed?"

New Deodorant

I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said, "Remove cap and push up bottom." Now I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely!

Orbital Flatulence Joke

My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work. Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around.

When It Rains

When it rains do tall people get wet first?

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