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Joke: What do the US military and a fart have in common?
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Joke: If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.
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Joke: A policeman pulled a blonde over because she was driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the people are leaving.
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Joke: What do you call a sudden fart?
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Joke: Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
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Joke: You're so ugly when you go outside your arrested for indecent exposure.
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Joke: How many software people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Joke: What's a golfer's favorite letter?
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Joke: What is blue and not heavy?
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Joke: What are twins favorite fruit?
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