JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: Why did the pig hide the soap?

Joke: Today I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down."

Joke: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

Joke: Where do you take someone when they've been in a peek-a-boo accident?

Joke: I try to avoid things that make me fat... Like scales, mirrors, and photographs!

Joke: Singing leads to dancing, Dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So remember don't sing in the shower!

Joke: I had a happy childhood; Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire. Those were Goodyears.

Joke: I broke my finger last week. . .

Joke: What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escapes police custody?

Joke: A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.