JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

Joke: I feel bad for parents nowadays. You have to be able to explain the birds and the bees... The bees & the bees... The birds and the birds... The birds that used to be bees... The bees that used to be birds... The birds that look like bees... Plus bees that look like birds but still got a stinger!

Joke: Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?" Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, yeah, up to a point."

Joke: What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies?

Joke: Where do football players go to get a new uniform?

Joke: What did the big chimney say to the small one?

Joke: How much does a pirate pay for corn?

Joke: What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public?

Joke: What do you call poop that comes out with a fart?

Joke: A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt so she asked, "Billy, is there anything wrong"? The boy replied, "No, I was going fishing but my dad told me that I needed to go to church". The teacher was very impressed and asked Billy if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing. Billy replied, "Yes teacher, Dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us".

Joke: Did you know that Irish only put 239 beans in their chili? If they added just one more, it would be too-farty!