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Joke: I tried to catch some fog... I mist!
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Joke: Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems he's a web designer.
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Joke: I heard the more colorful your salad is, the better it is for you. So, I swapped my croutons for M&M's
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Joke: Yo momma is so old, she has toys made in America.
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Joke: Yo mamma so fat she fell in love... and broke it.
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Joke: I farted in my wallet, now I have gas money.
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Joke: Yo mama is so fat that when all the leaves fall from the tree, she goes outside and farts the yard clean.
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Joke: Why did the turkey cross the road?
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Joke: Yo mama so dumb, she tried to spell out the alphabet with M&M's.
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Joke: Yo momma so stupid... she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
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