JOKE OF THE DAY INDEX

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The Joke of the Day jokes are hand selected by the staff at Fart.com and featured for your enjoyment.  We only select the best jokes so you don't have to waist time sorting through thousands of classic jokes.

Joke: Never hold in your farts. They travel up your spine into your brain... and that's where crappy ideas come from.
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Joke: Bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over me. I still can't fly.
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Joke: An elderly couple is at the cinema. About halfway through the film, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
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Joke: You're so stupid that you sold your car for gas money!
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Joke: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
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Joke: What do the US military and a fart have in common?
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Joke: If you ever fart in public, just yell, "Turbo power!" and walk faster.
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Joke: A policeman pulled a blonde over because she was driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the people are leaving.
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Joke: What do you call a sudden fart?
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Joke: Of course, I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
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