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Joke: Bad jokes are like farts, better to let them pass.
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Joke: What happens after NASA farts?
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Joke: I bought a new deodorant today. The instructions said, "Remove cap and push up bottom." Now I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells lovely!
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Joke: My wife says her farts smell like flowers...
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Joke: Never hold in your farts. They travel up your spine into your brain... and that's where crappy ideas come from.
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Joke: Bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over me. I still can't fly.
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Joke: An elderly couple is at the cinema. About halfway through the film, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
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Joke: You're so stupid that you sold your car for gas money!
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Joke: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
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Joke: What do the US military and a fart have in common?
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