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My mind is exceptionally quiet... I'm suspicious that I'm up to something I don't want myself to know about.
What do you get when you cross a fish and a grizzly?
A Bearacuda.
Why should you be careful when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle.
Thinking a face mask is going to stop Corona Virus is like thinking you underwear will stop a fart.
A brother and sister are in a terrible car accident and the brother is badly injured. At the hospital the doctor tells the sister, "His brain is dead, but his pulse is still beating." The sister replies, "Oh no! We've never had a Republican in the family before!"
Why should you never trust Atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call an alien without ears?
Anything you like, he can't hear you.
Neighbors house got TP'ed last night... Now it's listed on Zillow for $12.5 million.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef!
What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escapes police custody?
A small medium at large.