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Joke: My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work. Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just farting around.
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Joke: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
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Joke: A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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Joke: Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of jokes, but they are a solid number two.
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Joke: A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of 3. He said uno, dos, and poof, he disappeared without a tres!
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Joke: Whenever I'm sitting on a bench all by myself and someone I don't know sits beside me I just look straight forward and ask, "Did you bring the money?"
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Joke: When it rains do tall people get wet first?
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Joke: Why do crabs never give to charity?
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Joke: Bad jokes are like farts, better to let them pass.
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Joke: What happens after NASA farts?
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