The Joker

Question 1

Alexa Knows

"Alexa, where's my dad?" Alexa, "Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas." "Ha! Gotcha, my dad is sitting right next to me." Alexa, "Your mom's husband is sitting right next to you. Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas."

Question 2

Drink Whiskey

Some very sad news. My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks.

Question 3

Ipad Thief Joke

The guy who stole my iPad... He should FaceTime!

Question 4

Run Fast In New Shoes Joke

Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new shoes today. Being an adult is stupid!

Question 5

Right Or Wrong

I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong!

Question 6

Taco Tuesday Joke

Seven days without a taco makes Juan weak!

Question 7

Stuck In A Corner

What stays in one corner but goes all over the US?

Question 8

Chimney Sweeps Joke

When chimney sweeps dress in the morning, are they "Sooting up?"

Question 9

Whisper In Clas Joke

Why can't you whisper in class?

Question 10

Gilligan Knew Better

Even on Gilligan's Island they listened to the professor not the 'millionaire'.

Question 11

Airline Ticket Agent Joke

Man to the ticket agent at the airport: "I'd like this bag to go to Cleveland and this bag to Tulsa. Ticket Agent: "I'm sorry sir, we can't do that. "Man to the ticket agent. "Why not, you did it last time?"

Question 12

Rich Rabbit Joke

What do you call a bunny rabbit with a lot of money?

Question 13

Kidnapped By Mimes Joke

I was kidnapped by mimes... They did unspeakable things to me.

Question 14

Popular Dance In 1776 Joke

What was the most popular dance in 1776?

Question 15

Pregnant Bed Bug

Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?

Question 16

Why Did The Cow Cross The Road Joke

Why did the cow cross the road?

Question 17

Helping Out A Friend Joke

My friend was down in the dumps the other day so I let her color the tattoo on the top of my arm. She just needed a shoulder to crayon.

Question 18

Mile Bath Pun

A lady goes to her dermatologist and he tells her to take milk baths for her skin condition. She goes to the grocery store and when an employee asks her if she needs help she explains that she needs enough milk to take a bath. The employee asked her if she wants pasteurized and she replies "no up to my shoulders should be fine".

Question 19

What Is Draculas Favorite Fruit Joke

What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Question 20

Cow Friday Nights Joke

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

Question 21

Umbrella Joke

What should you do with all your spare umbrellas?

Question 22

Tennessee Babies Joke

Deep In the backwoods of Tennessee, a man's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. Whoa there, said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" said the doctor. Within a few minutes, he had delivered a third baby. "No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor. The man scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?

Question 23

Tennis Joke

I had to break up with my tennis player girlfriend... Love meant nothing to her!

Question 24

A Gift For My Wife

Husband: I want you to have this bracelet. It belonged to my Grandmother. Wife: Why does it say "Do not resuscitate"?

Question 25

If It's Not... Don't

If it's not yours, don't take it. If it's not true, don't say it. If it's not right, don't do it.

Question 26

Butcher Overtime Joke

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

Question 27

New Cuss Word

2020 should be a new cuss word like, "I don't give a 2020!"

Question 28

No Fault Of Mine Joke

Some people won't admit their faults. I would, if I had any.

Question 29

Idiocracy President Camacho Quote #5

Chill, Scro, you do a kick-ass job and you get a full pardon. - President Camacho

Question 30

Quitting Is Easy Joke

Quitting Is Easy, It's Not Starting Again That's Hard.

The Joker

Alexa Knows

Drink Whiskey

Ipad Thief Joke

Run Fast In New Shoes Joke

Right Or Wrong

Taco Tuesday Joke

Stuck In A Corner

Chimney Sweeps Joke

Whisper In Clas Joke

Gilligan Knew Better

Airline Ticket Agent Joke

Rich Rabbit Joke

Kidnapped By Mimes Joke

Popular Dance In 1776 Joke

Pregnant Bed Bug

Why Did The Cow Cross The Road Joke

Helping Out A Friend Joke

Mile Bath Pun

What Is Draculas Favorite Fruit Joke

Cow Friday Nights Joke

Umbrella Joke

Tennessee Babies Joke

Tennis Joke

A Gift For My Wife

If It's Not... Don't

Butcher Overtime Joke

New Cuss Word

No Fault Of Mine Joke

Idiocracy President Camacho Quote #5

Quitting Is Easy Joke

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