Did you hear Christmas has been canceled? Apparently, Santa is in jail. He was caught last year laying a doll under a tree.
What do Christmas and crabs have in common?
Sandy Claws.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
A politician should do two terms - one in office and one in jail.
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry... Then things get worse.
Grandchildren are spoiled because you can't spank Grandma!
