Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment for Tuesday.
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
Some days you're the Dog, & Some days you're the Hydrant.
Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.
Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.
