What Life's About.

Life is all about ass: You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one.

What life's about. Joke Meme. — What life's about. Meme.

Your Type

Times New Roman and Helvetica walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type in here."

What Came First?

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

What came first? Joke Meme. — What came first? Meme.

Cooking With Wine

Tried cooking with wine last night, after 5 glasses,... I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

Cooking with wine Joke Meme. — Cooking with wine Meme.

Golf And Sex

What do sex and golf have in common?

They're two things that men think they're better at than they really are!

Golf and Sex Joke Meme. — Golf and Sex Meme.

Drunken Wrapper

Do not drink and wrap presents. Also, if someone gets a remote control for Christmas, I'm going to need that back.

Drunken Wrapper Joke Meme. — Drunken Wrapper Meme.

Voltaire Quote

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

Voltaire Quote Joke Meme. — Voltaire Quote Meme.

Do You Still Love Me?

My wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?" So I took her to dinner and a movie and then dropped her off at her parents' house.

Do you still love me? Joke Meme. — Do you still love me? Meme.

Christmas Flu

Doctor says I have the Christmas flu. He called it tinselitis.

Christmas Flu Joke Meme. — Christmas Flu Meme.

Penguin House

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

Penguin House Joke Meme. — Penguin House Meme.

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