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What is the #1 cause of divorce?
Marriage.
Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.
Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.
Where does Santa go after Christmas to relax?
Santa Cruz.
Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
The religious right is neither.
Bosses are like diapers. Full of shit and all over your ass!
If all else fails... lower your standards.
Santa's been reading your posts all year... Most of you are getting dictionaries for Christmas.
