What did Qanon Shaman's mom say to him when he was on his way to jail? Bison.
My Child doesn't want to eat meat. What can I replace it with?
A dog. Dogs love meat.
October 1st is World Vegetarian Day!
They Say We Can Have Gatherings With Up To Eight People Without Issues. I Don't Even Know Eight People Without Issues.
Some people won't admit their faults. I would, if I had any.
How long is this social distancing supposed to last? My wife keeps trying to come in the house.
When I go to someone else's house and they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.
Today I saw an ad that said, "Radio for sale $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down."
The Devil called down to Georgia, he was looking for some votes to steal. He was in a bind because he was behind and he was willing to make a deal.
