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What do Christmas and crabs have in common?
Sandy Claws.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
A politician should do two terms - one in office and one in jail.
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong!
Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry... Then things get worse.
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Grandchildren are spoiled because you can't spank Grandma!
I'm not an alcoholic. I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.
