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Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
The religious right is neither.
Bosses are like diapers. Full of shit and all over your ass!
If all else fails... lower your standards.
Santa's been reading your posts all year... Most of you are getting dictionaries for Christmas.
Santa got stuck in a chimney a few years back? Now he gets Claustrophobia.
Did you hear Christmas has been canceled? Apparently, Santa is in jail. He was caught last year laying a doll under a tree.
What do Christmas and crabs have in common?
Sandy Claws.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
