USER JOKES INDEX

Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of jokes, but they are a solid number two.

My wife left me because of my obsession with horoscopes...it Taurus apart.

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.

My brother mounted a dartboard on the ceiling of his man cave. This made me throw up.

Did you hear about the Super Hero with a lisp that always works out?

Would February March?

I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there. He said Narnia business.

I just removed all the German contacts from my cell phone. It's now Hans free!

I yelled into a colander while cooking... now my voice is strained.

I just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered the fee does not include a driver. Can't believe I spend all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it!