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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
The abdominal snowman.
Where do Elves go to vote?
The North Pole.
What do road crews use at the North Pole?
Snow Cones.
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
What is the hardest tea to swallow!
Reality!
Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?
The hip Doctor!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Pork Chop!
I have a lot of unemployment jokes but none of them work.
Why was the piano locked out of the house?
He did not have the right key!
What do you call farm animals with a sense of humor?
Laughing Stock!
