Hawaiian Pizza

I just burnt this Hawaiian pizza. Guess I should have used aloha temperature.

Hawaiian Pizza Joke Meme. — Hawaiian Pizza Meme.

U.S. Coin Shortage

Did you hear that there is a coin shortage?

America is officially out of common cents.

U.S. Coin Shortage Joke Meme. — U.S. Coin Shortage Meme.

Heavier Than Butane Jokes

Why is water heavier than butane?

Because butane is a lighter fluid.

Heavier than butane jokes Joke Meme. — Heavier than butane jokes Meme.

Hold Water Joke

Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like well damn.

Hold water joke Joke Meme. — Hold water joke Meme.

Grease Joke

I told my therapist that I couldn't get the Grease Soundtrack out of my head.

He said, "Tell me more."

Grease Joke Joke Meme. — Grease Joke Meme.

Pensive Treat

Which tree is the most pensive?

The ponder-osa pine.

Pensive Treat Joke Meme. — Pensive Treat Meme.

Snowman 6-Pack Joke

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

The abdominal snowman.

Snowman 6-Pack Joke Joke Meme. — Snowman 6-Pack Joke Meme.

Voting Elves Joke

Where do Elves go to vote?

The North Pole.

Voting Elves Joke Joke Meme. — Voting Elves Joke Meme.

Road Construction Joke

What do road crews use at the North Pole?

Snow Cones.

Road Construction Joke Joke Meme. — Road Construction Joke Meme.

Chicken Salad Joke

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Chicken Salad Joke Joke Meme. — Chicken Salad Joke Meme.

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