My wife asked me to clear the dining table...I had to get a running start but I made it!
Why did the art thief's van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised!
Since Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God... Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
Because it didn't habanero!
Why can't a mountain get stronger?
Because it's fitness level has peaked.
What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?
Wander Woman!
Tom the turkey played baseball... Unfortunately, he hit a fowl ball!
