Since Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God... Does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery?
Because it didn't habanero!
Why can't a mountain get stronger?
Because it's fitness level has peaked.
What do you call a superhero with a bad sense of direction?
Wander Woman!
Tom the turkey played baseball... Unfortunately, he hit a fowl ball!
A train worker was struck by lightning... He was a great conductor!
I buy all my weapons from a guy named T-REX... He's a small arms dealer!
What did the upset toast say about my compliments?
Don't butter me up.
