USER JOKES INDEX

I almost tripped over my wife’s bra the other day... I'm sure it was a booby trap.

I was reading a book about lubricants... It was non-friction.

When are relationships like algebra?

What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class?

How often do you like jokes about elements?

How to you find Will Smith in the snow?

I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars but I really think it's the vodka.

It's been six months since I joined the gym and still no progress. I'm going there tomorrow to find out what's going on.

I put a potato in the microwave and pushed the pizza button. The little bell rang but it was still a potato.

Hugh Hefner became a multi-millionaire staying home in his pajamas. I'm not having the same results.