If anyone knows how to fix broken hinges... My door is always open.
Tonight we're having Himalayan rabbit stew for dinner. We found him-a-layan in the road.
Wild falcons live to be about 13, so all the falcons in the world today were born in the 21st century... They're millennial falcons!
I had to break up with my tennis player girlfriend... Love meant nothing to her!
Did you hear about the guy who fell into the well? It turns out he couldn't see that well.
There is a thin line between a numerator and a denominator... And only a fraction of people can understand that.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're shellfish (slefish) creatures.
