When are relationships like algebra?
When you look at your X and wonder Y.
What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra.
How to you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars but I really think it's the vodka.
It's been six months since I joined the gym and still no progress. I'm going there tomorrow to find out what's going on.
I put a potato in the microwave and pushed the pizza button. The little bell rang but it was still a potato.
Hugh Hefner became a multi-millionaire staying home in his pajamas. I'm not having the same results.
A man call his wife, "I got hit by a car outside the office. Tina brought me to the Hospital. They have been doing tests and taking x-rays. The blow to my head, though very strong, will not have any serious or lasting injury. But I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, compound fracture in my left leg and, they may have to amputate my right leg." Wife's response, "Who's Tina?!?!"
