I thought about going on an all almond diet... But that's just nuts!
Is "Buttcheeks" one word?
...or do I need to spread them apart?
I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my Hispanic friends... It means a lot to them!
I almost tripped over my wife’s bra the other day... I'm sure it was a booby trap.
When are relationships like algebra?
When you look at your X and wonder Y.
What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra.
How to you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
I found that I have been happier since I changed from coffee in the morning to orange juice. My doctor explained that it's the vitamin C and natural sugars but I really think it's the vodka.
