Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?
For the extra dough!
What was the goal of the detective duck?
To quack the case.
Why don’t zombies care about looks?
They only love you for your brains.
What's a nacho's favorite dance?
The salsa!
What do you call a football player that likes dad jokes?
A Pun-Ter.
Why did the snow plows ask for a raise?
Because they’re just scraping by.
Why shouldn't snowmen get angry?
Because if they get too heated, they have a meltdown.
What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?
Tear gas.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, in a pot of boiling water?
Stu.
How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five! ... Six! ... Seven! ... Eight!
