How can you tell when you've reached middles age?

When you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that'll get you home at 9 o'clock.

I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough... I've just handed in my TOO WEAK notice!

The biggest bra made for horses... Is the Z-bra!

Your final memory will be going down a dark tunnel with a light at the end... That's my earliest memory too!

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice Belt!

Hey, that's not a dad bod... It's a father figure!

My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.... It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe Lean, Joe leannnnn!

I love cheesy jokes about eyes... The cornea the better!

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport... I do it for the kicks!

I thought about going on an all almond diet... But that's just nuts!

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