USER JOKES INDEX

I had to fire the guy who cut my lawn... He just didn't cut it!

Did you know that in Hawaii, it’s actually illegal to laugh loudly?

Do cannabis farmers use weed killer?

What should you do with all your spare umbrellas?

Midwives deserve a lot of respect... They really help people out!

If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don’t open it... It's Spam!

What part of the hospital has the least privacy?

I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall!

How can you tell when you've reached middles age?

I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough... I've just handed in my TOO WEAK notice!