Why did the football player bring string to the game?
So he could tie the score.
What do robots have with their guacamole?
Computer chips.
How did the caveman survive the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs?
Social Distancing. They kept 56 million years apart.
Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?
For the extra dough!
What was the goal of the detective duck?
To quack the case.
Why don’t zombies care about looks?
They only love you for your brains.
What's a nacho's favorite dance?
The salsa!
What do you call a football player that likes dad jokes?
A Pun-Ter.
Why did the snow plows ask for a raise?
Because they’re just scraping by.
Why shouldn't snowmen get angry?
Because if they get too heated, they have a meltdown.
