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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport... I do it for the kicks!
I thought about going on an all almond diet... But that's just nuts!
Is "Buttcheeks" one word?
...or do I need to spread them apart?
I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my Hispanic friends... It means a lot to them!
I almost tripped over my wife’s bra the other day... I'm sure it was a booby trap.
I was reading a book about lubricants... It was non-friction.
When are relationships like algebra?
When you look at your X and wonder Y.
What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra.
How often do you like jokes about elements?
Periodically.
How to you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
