Your final memory will be going down a dark tunnel with a light at the end... That's my earliest memory too!
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.... It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe Lean, Joe leannnnn!
I love cheesy jokes about eyes... The cornea the better!
I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport... I do it for the kicks!
I thought about going on an all almond diet... But that's just nuts!
Is "Buttcheeks" one word?
...or do I need to spread them apart?
I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my Hispanic friends... It means a lot to them!
I almost tripped over my wife’s bra the other day... I'm sure it was a booby trap.
