I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall!
I thought to my self, "that's a little condescending"
How can you tell when you've reached middles age?
When you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that'll get you home at 9 o'clock.
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough... I've just handed in my TOO WEAK notice!
Your final memory will be going down a dark tunnel with a light at the end... That's my earliest memory too!
My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet.... It really made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe Lean, Joe leannnnn!
I love cheesy jokes about eyes... The cornea the better!
I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport... I do it for the kicks!
