A train worker was struck by lightning... He was a great conductor!
I buy all my weapons from a guy named T-REX... He's a small arms dealer!
What did the upset toast say about my compliments?
Don't butter me up.
Saturday and Sunday's are the strongest days... all the rest are weak days!
Did you know that in Hawaii, it’s actually illegal to laugh loudly?
You have to keep it to A-Lo-Ha!
What should you do with all your spare umbrellas?
Save them for a rainy day!
