USER JOKES INDEX

Saturday and Sunday's are the strongest days... all the rest are weak days!

What do kangaroos wear to work?

The Doc told me I was going deaf... It was hard to hear.

I had to fire the guy who cut my lawn... He just didn't cut it!

Did you know that in Hawaii, it’s actually illegal to laugh loudly?

Do cannabis farmers use weed killer?

What should you do with all your spare umbrellas?

Midwives deserve a lot of respect... They really help people out!

If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don’t open it... It's Spam!

What part of the hospital has the least privacy?