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What screams "I'm insecure"?
http://!
What kind of wave do tiny surfers ride?
Microwaves.
How does a Japanese dog say hello?
Konnichi wa wa!
What is the funniest landscape?
Hill areas!
Why don't koala bears hang around other bears?
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
What music do optometrists listen to?
iTunes.
Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?
To make ends meat.
Why do tigers have stripes?
So they don't get spotted!
Why do Leprechauns like to garden?
They have green thumbs!
What kind of cheese can never be yours?
Nacho Cheese!