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Why do Leprechauns like to garden?
They have green thumbs!
What kind of cheese can never be yours?
Nacho Cheese!
I have a joke about pizza... It's a little cheesy!
What's red, white and blue, and green?
A seasick Uncle Sam.
What did the flag say to the flagpole?
Nothing, it just waived.
What stays in one corner but goes all over the US?
A stamp.
Where did George Washington get his hatchet?
At the chopping mall.
What do you get if you cross Star Wars and a Pirate?
Aaaarr2-D2!
Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?
It got stuck in a crack.
I have a chicken-proof lawn... It's impeckable!
