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Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?
To make ends meat.
Why do tigers have stripes?
So they don't get spotted!
Why do Leprechauns like to garden?
They have green thumbs!
What kind of cheese can never be yours?
Nacho Cheese!
I have a joke about pizza... It's a little cheesy!
What's red, white and blue, and green?
A seasick Uncle Sam.
What did the flag say to the flagpole?
Nothing, it just waived.
What stays in one corner but goes all over the US?
A stamp.
Where did George Washington get his hatchet?
At the chopping mall.
What do you get if you cross Star Wars and a Pirate?
Aaaarr2-D2!
