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How do you catch an unusual rabbit?
Unique up on him.
Why are they called humming birds?
Because they can't remember the words.
When Gathering Berries... You have to be picky!
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
I’m sweet on you.
Why are stegosauruses, such good volleyball players?
Because they can really spike the ball.
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negatives?
He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
Because he wanted sweet dreams.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
Why did the football player bring string to the game?
So he could tie the score.
What do robots have with their guacamole?
Computer chips.